Sometimes, when I’m reading in bed and start dozing off and can’t find my bookmark, I stare at the page number for a bit and convince myself I’ll remember it the next day. How you think that’s working out for me?
Well, there went 5 hours of my life. Government job applications are maybe the most demoralizing thing on the planet.
Creamy grit bowls with roasted broccoli, poached eggs, & dill? Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Um, doing some research for a friend on what foods to eat to lessen the severity of some gastro discomfort, and I must say the Mayo Clinic is, uh, fully embracing the concept.
Also, all I can hear in my head is a Weird Al parody of Cake’s Rock’n’Roll Lifestyle. Just saying.